It's like the saying: Don't get mad, get even more reasons to be fucking furious.

ME: Oh god I hate people who exhaust me...

MUM: (opens her mouth to speak)
ME:...but more than that I hate that I care about people who exhaust me.
MUM: (closes mouth, look of bemusement)
ME: (sudden manic laughter)

Silence.

LEARN THE GODDAMN LESSON YOU FOOL